When the universe speaks, sometimes the appropriate response is to stick your fingers into your ears and yell “lalalalalalala” until it shuts up. The latest saga in my quest to once again have a functioning home music studio took an unexpected twist yesterday. But to really understand the absurdity of this latest twist, we have to go back…way back.
In 2007, I bought my first studio rig. It was a USB based Fast Track interface running into a Windows XP desktop. My software package of choice – Pro Tools 7. It was pretty basic, but it got the job done. And it worked.
A few months later, I bought a laptop that had Windows XP Media Center Edition. As it turns out, MCE isn’t compatible with Pro Tools. Headache #1. So, I learned about Windows registry hacks and tricked my laptop into thinking it was running a plain version of XP.
Eventually, I decided I needed more inputs, so I upgraded my hardware to a Firewire based M-Box 2 Pro, which came with a different flavor of Pro Tools.I didn’t know it at the time, but Windows boxes don’t come with Firewire…so I had to buy a PCMCIA card with Firewire inputs just to run my hardware. Headache #2. Around this time I decided to buy a copy of a different digital audio software package, Ableton Live. It’s equally adept in studio and live sound situations, and it looked fun, so I added it to my toolbox.
A while later, the hard drive on my laptop started to give up the ghost (Headache #3), but I managed to buy an external hard drive and save my tracks before it kaputted all over the place. Replaced the hard drive; started cranking out tracks again.
After seeing my frustration with Windows computers, my supremely awesome, beautiful, wonderful wife surprises me with a MacBook Pro with OSX Snow Leopard. You, anonymous reader, have no idea how much I wanted one, but she did know. She also knew that I’d never bring myself to spend that much money on a computer, so she did. Tragedy: my version of Pro Tools isn’t compatible. Headache #4.
Luckily, Ableton Live was compatible. Crisis averted. I used Live for a while until I had enough funds to upgrade Pro Tools.
Now, all of the events up to this are quite normal and understandable. There were a few missteps due to inexperience, but hey, that’s how you learn, right? And software packages have to be upgraded from time-to-time.
This is where it all gets ridiculous.
Our house was burglarized. Headache #5. In addition to other items irrelevant to this story, both my Windows laptop and my MacBook Pro were stolen. Fortunately, most of my song session files were on that external hard drive. It wasn’t stolen. I only lost two works in process, one of which I was practically finished and for which I had bounced a near-final mixdown saved elsewhere. The other song wasn’t good enough to keep anyway. But at this point, I’m completely computer-less. I purchased a cheap laptop with Windows 7. It has no Firewire and apparently the the PCMCIA format is dead.
Something I haven’t fully explained thus far is that my particular version of Pro Tools is LE, but LE comes in a couple of flavors. The type that is compatible with the Fast Track hardware is not compatible with the M-Box hardware that I own.
This caveat is very important because I now have Pro Tools Version 7: it’s incompatible with Windows 7, but works with the hardware that works with Windows 7. And I have Pro Tools 8. It is compatible with Windows 7, but because I can’t run the hardware, I can’t run the software. Headache #6.
I spent a LOT of money on two versions of Pro Tools, what I got is two incompatible versions of expensive software.
Well, my dad decided to upgrade his MacBook, so I bought his old one. All software is compatible. It all works I’m once again making music. All is right in the world…until…
My supremely awesome, beautiful, wonderful wife buys me a replacement MacBook Pro running OSX Lion. It’s incompatible with all of the software. Headache #7. Ableton has to be upgraded. Pro Tools has to be upgraded. However, both pieces of hardware are compatible.
Seriously.
Welp. As of last week, I have Ableton Live 8. I’m making music again. Still no Pro Tools, but I’ll take what I can get. Plus, since my access to Pro Tools has been…ahem…sporadic over the last couple of years, most of my newer tracks are in Live.
Anyway, as soon as I installed Live, I plugged in my external hard drive to start working on some tracks I had previously started. Much to my surprise, the disk wouldn’t spin. The external hard drive that worked perfectly well two weeks ago and holds all of my session files going back to 2007 is dead.
Headache #8.
Well played, Universe. Well played.
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